Are. You. Fucking. Kidding.
?????????
Incase you are not sure of what you are
seeing, just as I was, THIS, my friends, is a TOWER OF PLATES. Also
known as TOWER OF SMASHY SMASHY ALL OVER THE TILE FLOOR.
Now, the Ex-Man in general is PRETTY good
at displaying shit. He’s good with moving shit around so it all fits,
and deciding where to put the big stuff, and sometimes he’s pretty
ingenious. But, What The Fuck? Sometimes.. no. Just no.
The plates are wedged into a thin and light
metal stand intended for DVD’s or maybe video games. And just barely.
If you take a good look at the pic, you can see that the little black
metal piece hangs on to basically a little more than the lip.
No one is going to shop for plates this
way. I know I wouldn’t. And I’m going to bet the first person who DOES
try to remove some plates from this monstrosity will surely take them
from the bottom, making this bitch top heavy, and SMASHY SMASHY. All
over the tile floor.
I just can’t go on. I mean, I COULD, but it would be more of the same.
Grace.
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