Becky. Look At That Cock.

Oh my Gawd. Becky, look at that cock.

It’s just so Big.

Big Cock Arrived.

I LAUGHED out loud. To myself. Mostly.

Again. Sometimes, Twelve.

I mean, look at it.

It’s just so. Big.

Eff You Very Much. Come Again.

SO often things come into the Thrift Store that are just EFFING FANTASTIC. 

This lovely piece of art would look wonderful on any professionals desk, in a place of honour in customer service, or even in the kitchen, or beside the washer and dryer. A diverse piece of work carved out of wood. Look how large it is, compared to the VHS tapes stacked beside it. No one will miss your special message carved in wood.

I’m not sure what the fate of this carving is. It’s still sitting in the back at work. The Boss Lady might be keeping it as a special award. Or to give to a very special customer. hehehe.

I love this job.

Grace

Witches HATE IT When They Run Out of Jizzle.

I totally bought this today from the Thrift Store.

Yes. Most days I have the comedic genius of a twelve year old.