Conditioned Hair Art? WTF?

Sooooo. I do this thing.

Basically, I have super long hair. And I only brush it once every… oh, let’s say 3 to 4 days. I only wash it with soap on the top 4″, about every 2 to 3 days. I condition the rest (eee gads, that’s about 22 or 24 more inches?) about every 2 to 3 days too. Sometimes shampoo day isn’t the same day as conditioner day.
I know. This is all riveting.

So, when I DO condition it, because I only brush it so often, lots come out. In my fingers. And I don’t want that shit in the tub drain. Because it’s gross. And super embarrassing when the plumber has to come and drag that shit out of miles of pipe. Yes yes yes, I’ve ATTEMPTED to use one of those drainy hair catcher things, but they don’t let the water drain very fast when clogged with super long hair, and then you’re standing in inches of slippery conditioner water.

And everybody knows every accident in the home will happen in the shower. When you’re home alone. Slipping on fecking conditioner.

So, Conditioned Hair Art started by accident. Instead of letting the hair clog up the fecking drainy hair catcher thing, I stick it to the tile, and when it dries it’s super easy to just zamboni off the tile and into the trash. But one day the hair made a shape. And then I helped it along. And then it was art. And it’s been a weird secret habit ever since.

Until a lovely person who was sharing my shower said ***”Did you make this a picture on purpose? This is Brilliant!”

I’m not sure I believe them. But, I’ll post pics of it.

No shame baby, no shame.

Grace

P.S. If you DO this shite get a photo of it. And send it to me by email. I'll make a post just for you! You had better have a good story to go with it too, though. Heh.