Lemme See Your Package, Part 2.

What was REALLY funny about these underwear, is that they had such a small WAIST on them. 25? 28" waist? So, that would have made the Whopper enclosed look even BIGGER.

Home of the Whopper. No cheese, please.

Home of the Whopper.
No cheese, please.
Extra special sauce.
Hold the Pickle. HOLD THE PICKLE!!!
I'd like to eat in, please.

Where are the napkins?

I could go on and on.
Just like this guys package probably did.

Grace. 

Lemme See Your Package First.

My co-workers are funny as fuck. It's always the Ex-Man that finds this shit, and immediately thinks of me. 

Ah well. At least he's thinking of me.

It's a good thing he's got no baggage. With all of mine, there's no damn room for anyone elses.

I checked out his package. Then I put him on the shelf. And I walked away, leaving him for someone else.

Yup. That's about the way it's been.

Assholery.

Grace.