Awesome. Shit.

The last few days have been Awesome. Then Shit. Then Awesome. Then total runny fucking tear streaked booger shit.

• I broke a teapot. Bad bad juju in my world. Shit.
• My period kept trying to start. For, like 3 days. Non-stop tit-tenderness. And then NADA. Shit.
• I completed some sock monkeys for my little kiosk in a shop downtown, with help from a friend. Awesome.
• I broke the ‘a’ string on the F*cker (Violin) while trying to tune it. As it was out of tune. F*cker.
• Then, I got my tower garden in the house! This was Awesome.
• Then, my tire was suddenly and mysteriously flat. Before having to go to work. Shit.
• Called CAA. They put the donut on, in my driveway. So I got to JOY. Awesome.
• My period actually started. And I was in ALL the fecking pain during my work JOY shift. Shit shit fecking leaking bloody shit.
• Got a hold of my mechanic, he took my tire and checked it. Turns out it was only a leak and fixed it for me, and put it back on! Awesome!
• And then there was some other stuff that was both Awesome and Shit Shit SHIT  – This is romantical stuff that I don’t know that I’m quite ready to try and explain. Polyamoury. It’s Awesome… and then it’s Shit. But not really. But totally. I’ll explain some other day.

Anyway. This is the F*cker. This is what a MAD $400+ crisis looks like. With a broken string. Fack.

 Yes. The stickers are pricing stickers. So I know where 1st and 3rd finger are supposed to go. But, we all know where 3rd finger goes when you break a facking string, and can’t get it fixed just now, so you can’t practice making terrifically horrible noises.

 

Grace.

P.S. I totally just found a chocolate chip on my keyboard. And ate it. Awesome.